Pooja Kutty: September 2011

Beauty of Love

~*~ Beauty of L( ) \ / E ~*~

A middle class boy asks his high
class girlfriend...

"If I go very poor, will you
......... Expect me.....???"

Girl hugs him N says:
"I am always with you..."

Boy: If a very rich boy proposes
you ? ? ?

Girl kissed the boy N says:
"I'm sure, that would be you.."

Builduppu....

okhojfdfdh oofmiosdop
kiojifghiog
bvvboio infdiomgl ojomklfgh
linlkghgiohl' ojg h gdosgoh
onnu millai good night solla
marandhutten aduthaan sonnen.

Machi Nee Kelen

Do you know that what
I will do at this morning...

Machi nee kelen!
     Mama nee kelen!!
          Machan nee kelen!!!

I Will say Good Morning....

Apave yenga amma sollichu
     "Good Morning" Sollaada
          Pasanga kooda seradha nu,
               naan thaan ketkala....

Idhu eppadi irukku theriuma,
     "Mappla nee kelen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Practise like a DEVIL

Wonderful formula to reach your goal:

Practise like a DEVIL and
Play like an ANGEL

- Sachin

Drunken man

A Drunkan man was struggling to
OPEN HIS HOUSE DOOR with a key

Friend asked: May I help you?

Drunkan Man: Dude, just HOLD the
house straight & I will open the DOOR!

Do you love me so much dad

A Wonderful Situation:

That day i tattooed my GIRL
friend name on my hand

and

Today by looking that my
DAUGHTER is asking me...
Do you love me so much dad?!

IT Thirukkural

IT Thirukkural...

1.Bug kandupidithaarae oruthal
avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal.

2. COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare
vazhvoar mattravarellam CODING
seidhu saavaar.

3. Emmozhi marandhaarkkum JOB undaam
JOB illai C i marandhavarkku.

4. CHAT -tinil Yahoo chat seiga
illaiyael Chat -in CHATtaamai nandru...

Harry Potter

Nex episodes of Harry Potter...

Harry Potter and the Bottle of Quarter!
Harry Potter and Sappa Matter!
Harry Potter and Avar Vitta Peter!
Harry Potter and His Personal Matter!
Harry Potter and His Love Letter!

Learn Hindi

Learn Hindi in a easy way...

"Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai"
- Ulagathil Koli Illai

"Koyi bath nahi"
- Koli Kulikkaradhu Illa...

"Woh bar bar aatha hai"
- Adhu barber'oda aathha

Proud to be Hindi student.

Sunscreen Lotion

Why are majority south Indians
dark in colour?

1

2

3

4

5

Bcoz they watch..
"Sun TV"
"Udhaya TV"
"Surya TV"
without applying "Sunscreen Lotion"

Kaiyila Panam Illa

Man1: Hotel'a
Sapputtutu paakkurean
KAIYILA Panamey illa!

Man2: Ayyo appuram yenna aachu?

Man1: Appuram Pocket'la
Irundhu yeduthu koduthean

Parking Joke

Ajith removing 2 wheels from his car.

A man asks: Why r u removing wheels from ur car?

Ajith: U stupid, see the board,
Parking for 2Wheelers only...!

Balance Illanna...

Manidhanukkum, Mobileukkum
Small Difference..?!?

Manidhanukku Kaal Illainna
Balance Panna Mudiyaadhu..!

Mobileukku Balance Illainaa!!!

Call Panna Mudiyaadhu...

Doctor & Wife

Doctor: Unga Purusan Mandai
Odanju Ivvalavu Ratham Vara
Varaikkum Enna Pannittu
Irundheenga?

Wife: Adichu kittey irundhen Doctor.

Doctor: ?????

Dreaming

Girl: How many hours a day do you think of me?

Boy: 16 Hours..!

Girl: What...!? What about the remaining 8 hours?

Boy: The other 8 hours is when
I'm Dreaming of you in my sleep!

Reel Viduven

Maram Vaadinal Thanneer Viduven!
Idhayam Vaadinaal Kanneer Viduven!
Nee Vaadinaal Uyirai Viduven!

Nee Sandhosa pads, Adikkadi
Ippadi Reel Viduven!

Sangu Satham

Pengalum Oru Isai Thaan!
Pazhagi Paarungal...

...

..

.

$ SANGU $
Satham Kekkum...

Love Letter

AVAL Thooki Yerindha
"Love Letterai" kooda bathirapaduthi
vaikkiren...

Aval thangaikku udhavum endru...

By-
Asaraamal adutha figure
theduvor sangam...

True Friendship

True Friendship Story:

Just Imagine,
If you mistakenly delete your friend number.
After some days, that friend messaging you..
You dont' know that number is your friends' and you ask...

"Who Are You?"

Your Friend Reply That,

"Machi! Who are you illa adhu,
How are you!?"

I'm fine da... How r u??

This is true friendship

ARUVAALODU...

Un Idhayam Ennum Veetil Naan Illai Endraal...
Naalai Un Veettu Vasalil Naan Kaathiruppen...!

Nam Natpin Ninaivugalodu Alla..?!

Nalla Sharppaaana

"ARUVAALODU"...

Pirivu

Nee ennai

Pirindhu vittal

Enbadhu enakku theriyum

Paavam en idhayathuku theriyadhu

Adhu unakkaaga innum

Thudithu kondu irukiradhu...

Varthaigal

Unnodu Naan Pesiya Varthaikalai Vida...

Unnodu Pesuvadhaaga Ninaithu,

Ennul Naan Pesiya Varthaigale Adhigam...

Thats' My Friendship

Cooker Visil

Joke: "Antha ponnu romba
olukkamaana ponna irukkalam,
adhukkaaga cooker visil adicha
kooda seruppa kalatti
kaatturadhu konjam kuda
Nallaa illa..."

Mounam

"MOUNAM" - Enbathan Artham...

1. Inbamana Nerangalil Mounam
"Sammadham"
2. Unmayanavargal Piriyum podhu Mounam
"Thunbam"
3. Kaadhalil Mounam
"Chithravadhai"
4. Tholviyil Mounam
"Porumai"
5. Vettriyil Mounam
"Adakkam"
6. Idhayathin Mounam
"Maranam"

Klaiyum Neeye...

Kalaiyum Neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye...
Iravum Neeye...
Vidinchuduchu Nayae...
Yendiri Payae...

Iniya Iravaagattum

Imai
Moodi
Nee Urangu...!

Un Vizhi Vaasalil Naan Kaaval
Iruppen...!
Indha Iravu
Iniya Iravaagattum...!

Good Night

Nesippadhu Neeyaaga Iru

" Veruppadhu Yaraaga Irundhaalum..
Nesippadhu Neeyaaga Iru"

- ANNAI THERASA

Sindhikkaamal

"Unnai"
"Santhikkaamal"
"Irukka"
"Mudiyum",,,,
"Aanal"
"Unnai"
"Sindhikaamal"
"Irukka"
"Mudiyaathu",,,,
"That"
"Is"
"My Friendship"

Anbin Mozhi

Malarin mozhi
Manam endral
Sangeedhathin mozhi
Raagam endral
Sammathathin mozhi
Mounam endral
Santhosathin mozhi
Sirippu endral

EN ANBIN Mozhi
"THIS SMS"

Nanbaen Da

Any Time

Any Problem

Any Help

Just

1 Missed Call

I will

"SWITCH OFF My Mobile"
Bcoz.,

"NANBAEN DA"

Good Morning

( |
: )
( |

Time Aachu...

( |
; 0
( |

endiri chellam

/e
; (
( |

Ada.. rendu kannum thora...

(e
: )
( e

Samathu.... Good Morning

Tamilnadu Thaana?

A new born baby
slowly opens its
tiny eyes and asks the nurse...
"Current Irukka...?"

Nurse: No

Baby: Oh! Shit.
Again Tamilnadu'la dhan
Porandhurukena?!

Friend'na 968 Thaan

Love'na 668437
Advice'na 328437
Life'na 847455
Anytime 3743637

But

Friend'na 968 thaan...!

Type the number in dictionery mode...
It'll be amazing...!

Aval Vaarthaikku Artham

"Aval Paarvaikku Artham
Therindha Enakku...
Aval Pesiya Vaarthaikku Artham
Puriyavillai...!"

Kaaranam...

Aval Pesiyadhu.... Hindi...!!!!

Payapulla moochi vidaama pesina eppadi...???

Ambulance Varum

Nesithu Paar Kavidhai Varum,
Pirindhu Paar Sogam Varum,
Ninaithu Paar Alugai Varum,
Ennai Marandhu Paar,
Adikkira Adila Ambulance Varum...!

Biscuit Kavidhai

"Un Kural" BRITTANIA
"Un Subaavam" GOOD DAY
"Un Manasu" LITTLE HEART
"Un Nadai" TIGER
"Un Face" SUNFEAST
"Mothathil Nee Oru" PISKOTHU

Nee Iruppadhaal

Kannukkul Nee Iruppadhaal,
Azhuvadharkku Kooda Manam Illai Enakku...!

Yean Theriyuma...??

Nee Kulippadharkku
Bayappaduvai Endru...!

Kaadhal Kavidhai

Cute Kadhal Kavidhai :-

"Nee ennai visham vaithu
Kondrirundhaal kooda vittiruppen..."

"Paasam Vaithu Kolgiraaye...!?"

Neenda Payanam

Mudivillaadha oru neenda
Payanathil Payanikkiren...

Mudivil nee iruppai ena...!

Endrum Natpudan...

Uravu Theriyaadha Unarvu..

Mugavari illaadha payanam,
Naan tholaindhalum unnai tholaikka maatten...

Veliye theriyadha kaayam,
Naan Valiyal thudithaalum marandhidamatten...

Vadivam illadha uruvam,
Naan maraindhalum unnai marakka matten...

Uravu theriyaadha unarvu,
Naan moochu vittaalum un swasam vidamaatten...
Naan thadumaarinaalum unnai thavaramaatten...
En Aruyir Nanbane....!

Ninaivugal

Njathai Polave Ninaivum Sugamanadhu...!
Unnai Polave Un Ninaivugalum Sugamaanadhu...!
Nee Arugil Illai Endraalum
Un Ninaivugal Ennidam Endrum Irukkum.. My Friend...!

Hi Friend

(',') Hi Friend....!
/) )\
\_\_

(',') enna
<) )> evlo
\_\_ pidikkum?

(',')
>---) (---<
_/ \_ ivlovaaaaa???

Payanam

-: Nice Feel :-

"Naan
Thirumbaatha
Payanam En
Maranam"...

"Adhuvarai
Naan
Virumbaadha
Payanam Un
Pirivu"...

Kaayangal

Ellorn Idhayathilum Kaayangal Undu,
Adhai Velipaduthum Vidhamthaan Vithiyaasam.

Urimai Ullavargalidam Kanneeraaga,
Matravargalidam Punnagaiyaaga...!

Natpu

Pirikka Mudiyaadha Sontham...!
Marakka Mudiyaadha Bandham...!
Thavirkka Mudiyaadha Uyir...!
Ellame Un
"NATPU"
Mattume...

Nesam....

"Yaarai Nee Veruthaalum,

Unnai Mattumaavathu Nesikka Katrukkol.."

Bcz.,

Indha Ulagileye miga miga

Sirandha Kadhal

Unnai Ne Nesippadhuthaan...

Kathiruppu

My Dear Friend

Kathiruppathu kangal mattum alla.........
Idhayamum thaan........
Kangal un mugathai thedi.....
Idhayam un anbai thedi......

Success

Excellent Lines from Dr.Abdulkalam:

What is success?
In simple words..
When your "SIGNATURE" changes
to "AUTOGRAPH" That is Success..!

Powerful Weapon

Silence is no a language!
It's a weapon to make
Your dear one to feel...

Unmayaana Uravu

Cute Line:-

Endha Uravaaga irundhaalum...

Athil

Unmaiyana

Paasam irundhaal

Mattume

Nee

Vilagi nindraalum

Unnai

Virumbi varum...

Idhayathin oosai

Ulagathil Uravugal
irudhi varai varuma endru theriyaadhu.
Aanaal unmaiyaana natpu nam
Idhayathin oosai ketkum varai varum...

Don't Break Heart

Tip of the day:

Don't break anybody's heart...
They have only one... :(

If u r angry on them,
Break their bones...
They have 206.....

Nijathil Ondru thaan

Ninaithavai
Pala...!
Kidaithavai
Sila...!
Ninaippavai
Anaithum
Kidaippadhu...
Kanavil
Mattume...!

Nijathil Ondru thaan...
Adhu Un anbu mattume...
My dear friend...

Arumayaana Uravu...

"Chinna Kovangal"
"Chella Sandaigal"
"Chinnata Oru Thanks"
"Perusa Oru Sorry"
"Sila Nera Pirivu"
"Vegu Nera Santhippu"
Indha Arumayaana Uravu thaan
FAMILY

Friend is a promise

Friend is a promise made in the heart,
Silent,
Unwritten,
Unbreakable by distance,
Unchangeable by time.
It's lovely to have u as one!

I Will Never Miss You

M y

M y

M y

My

D e a r

Dear

F r i e n d

F r i e n d

Friend...

I miss ur face...

I miss ur voice...

I miss ur smile...

But

I will never miss Your

===============
" FRIENDSHIP "
===============

Nee Boomiyil Pirandha Pozhudhu...

Nee boomiyil Pirandha poludhu
vaanil malai polinthathu

Karanan,

Oru Alagana Natchathirathai
Ilandhu vittom endru.

Appadinu enga amma enkita
sonnang.. ;)

To be everything...

Nice Possessive Quote:

I dont want to be something to
everyone...!

I want to be everything to
someone (u).

Arugil Iruppadhillai

Kangalil thenpatta anaithum
Idhayathil idam pidippadhillai...

Idhayathil idampiditha anaithum
Arukil iruppathilla... Unnaipola..
My dear friend

Aayul Varai Santhosam

Azhagaana Uruvangal
"Oru Nimida Santhosathai thaan tharum"
But,
Anbaana Ullangal
"Aayul Varai Santhosam tharum"

Nesikka Vaikkum

"Un kobam Unnai nesipavargalai yosikka vaikkum..."

Aanal

"Un Anbu unnai Virumbaathavargalaiyum nesikka vaikkum"

Don't get upset

Don't get upset with little

Problems, because Life is Like a road

Problems are like Speed Breakers...

They save us from Big Accidents

Enjoy Life.

Idhayathin Punnagai

Malarin punnagai thendral
varumpothu...

Iravin punnagai nilavu
varumpothu...

En idhayathin punnagai ungal
SMS varumpodhu...

Easy way to complete

" I will always choose a lazy

person to do a difficult job...

Because, Definitely he will find an

easy way to complete it"

- Bill Gates

Impression

Mind Blowing thought:

"When someone tries to
impress U, it means he or she is
already impressed by
'U'
Its tru.

Best Life

Single line with a big meaning:::::
"Miss
anything
for
ur "Best Life"
but,
don't miss ur best life
for anything..!"

Un Mugam

Anbai pattri
Ninaikum
Pothellam
Thavaramal
Vanthu
Pogirathu...

"UN"
'Mugam'

Kadhal kavithai

Kadhal kavithai:

Orumuraidhan kadhal varum
Enbadhil Nambikkai illai enakku!

Yenenil unnai paarkkum
Ovvoru muraiyum varukiradhu...

Saayangaalam...!

Tamil Teacher:-

"Suriyan merke marayum"
adhu irandha kaalama?
Nigal kaalama?
Edhir kaalama?

last bench student:-
Ada loosu mavane,
Adhu SAAYANGAALAM. :)

Iniya Kavithai

INIYA KAVITHAI:

Muthal vari nee!
Kadaisi vari naan!
Theriyamal kooda pirindhu vidaadhey,
Naan artham illamal poividuven...!!

My Dear Friend!

Ton Tona Ton!

Maths teacher was teaching a
Mathematical conversion.

Teacher:
If 1000kgs equals to a ton,
then 3000kgs equals to how much?

Student: TonTonaTon

Still being friends...

Definition of the most painful
Relationship in the world:

"Both of them know that they
are in love with each other..
But, Still being friends..."

Unnai Yaarukku Pidikumo Avarai Nesi...

Real Lines:

Unakku yaarai pidikkum enbathai vida
Unnai yaarukku pidikkumo avarai nesi....

Avarthaan unakkaaga edhaiyum seivaargal...

Happy Friendship Day

100 Memories ..

200 Jokes ..

300 Great Times ..

400 Secrets ..

1 Reason

BEST FRIENDS ..

Happy Friendship Day.

Wherever you go...!

I Miss You!

Lucky to have a friend

Friends Are Special

I Love My Friend

Please Don't Cry....

A Precious FRIEND

I Miss You...

A Friend Is Worth More...

A Friend...

Thinking of you!

Still waiting for your e-mail!

Don't Worry My Friend

Friends Forever...!

அவைகளும் மனிதர்களும் ஒன்றுதான்

ராமகிருஷ்ண பரமஹம்சர் ஒரு தடவை பேலூர் காளி கோவிலுக்குப் போயிருந்தபோது, "ஒவ்வொரு நாளும் நாங்க பண்ணுற பிரசாதத்தை எல்லாம் எங்கிருந்தோ வருகிற எறும்புகள் மொய்த்து விடுகின்றன. கடவுளுக்கும் படைக்க முடியவில்லை. பக்தர்களுக்கும் கொடுக்க முடியவில்லை" என்று சொன்னார்களாம்.

இதைக் கேட்டு விட்டு பரமஹம்சர் சொன்னார், "இன்றைக்குக் கோவில் வாசலிலே ஒரு பிடி சர்க்கரையைப் போட்டு வைத்துவிடுங்கள். அப்புறம் எறும்பு உள்ளே வராது"
அதே போல கோவில் வாசலிலே சர்க்கரையைப் போட்டதும், எறும்புகளெல்லாம் அந்த சர்க்கரையை மொய்த்து விட்டு அப்படியே திரும்பிப் போய்விட்டன. " உள்ளே விதவிதமாக பிரசாதங்கள் இருக்கின்றன. இந்த எறும்புகள் வாசலில் இருக்கிற சர்க்கரையை மட்டும் மொய்த்துவிட்டு திரும்பிப் போய்விட்டனவே.. " என்று எல்லாரும் பரமஹம்சரிடம் கேட்டார்கள்.
"அவைகளும் மனிதர்களும் ஒன்றுதான்" என்றாராம் பரமஹம்சர். மனிதர்களும் வாழ்க்கையில் உயரிய லட்சியமெல்லாம் வைத்துக்கொண்டுதான் இருப்பார்கள். ஆனால், நடுவிலே கிடைக்கிற அற்ப சந்தோஷத்துக்கு மயங்கி மேலே போகாமலேயே
இருந்து விடுவார்கள்" என்று சொன்னாராம்.

Mathematics of Life!!

Mathematics of Life!!
Absolutely amazing!
Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Hey, I'm Your Friend

WHEN YOU WIN,

I will proudly tell the world ...

"Hey, that's my friend"

But WHEN YOU LOSE,

I will sit by your side hold your hand and say...

"Hey, I am your friend"

நட்பு உன்மீது.....
காதல்.....!?
உன் நட்பின்மீது...!

** Thanks to the author of this...

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